Friday night, tortured Jason through sleep deprivation and keeping him on the phone longer than is humane. I may be watching too much 24 and becoming thoroughly Bauerized.
Saturday, went with my aunt to have dinner with her tutor and her husband. We went to an Italian restaurant in Bethesda, MD. They are very warm Jewish folks, who patiently explained and illuminated various parts of the Jewish culture to me, Miss Ignoramus. My aunt, I'm quite proud of her, was able to tell the story of Joseph (in the Bible) in English, complete with very colorful gestures and punctuated with Chinese filler words like "Na ge" and "Hai yo". But her tutor is very pleased with her progress, and I am too. We then went to watch a musical of Joseph at their Synagogue, although not professional, the musical was well done. The actors sang really well and I liked the part of the Pontiphar's wife stalking Joseph in order to seduce him. Talk about coming on strong.
Sunday was quite relaxing too. Owing to some scheduling conflicts, I ended up going to two services at Church, first the mandarin one with Mom and Dad and then the English one right after. I took a nice snooze during the English one. It's too much Church service for one day. Then afterwards, my mom and I went to have dim sum - very yummy. Best of all, I ran into two old high school friends. I have been feeling left out of the social loop recently, I should definitely make more of an effort to hang out with friends. After lunch, went home took a two hour nap (see profile picture) and then went to work out with Mom. She was hard core man! She burned more Calories than me on the elliptical. I was just puttering around, trying to reach my quota of about 300 Calories to burn. As we were leaving, my mom triumphantly reported burning 403 Calories to be exact. I showered her with praise.
6 comments:
What the hell is na ge and hai yo? Is it like Johnny Carson? HIYO! Ba Da Ching!
i shouldn't have to explain that to you. you're a disgrace, rabbit.
If you want to know about Jews, listen to some Matisyahu
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Also, I've got some pictures of some Jews if you want to see them. Hardcore! I even have a picture of myself being a JEW. Jew Jew Jew. I love Jew.
Jason, you're not really an idiot, so how come you always have to pretend to be one?
Anonymous?? Who is this anonymous?
But I do have pictures of Jews..... I lived with Jews for 2 1/2 years at Rutgers.
Everytime you insult me, I will remember. I'm keeping tabs.
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