Last night I had a strange bizarro dream. Everything felt very real and that's why it was scary.
I dreamt that my face split open from my forehead to my chin. There was just this huge gaping crack in the middle of my face. Red pulsating tissue inside. I quickly put my hands on each of my cheeks and pushed it back together. I then went to my parents and asked my mom to sew it back together. For some reason, although of course I was perturbed by my face being essentially bissected, I was more worried about the pain of the needle even more.
My mother on the other hand seemed relatively unconcerned. She's like, Oh, I'll get to it when I get to it.
What??? This is my FACE being split into two.
Then soon thereafter, my face melded into two again. Except now there was a fault line down the middle, like the line left by an earthquake. My face is now the geography of very dry arid land.
I woke up this morning and when I remembered my dream, I had to touch my face quickly to make sure it was not happening for real.
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Over the last two hours I watched my friend come back to life
-Jack Bauer
and getting fat - has a paunch
You have a paunch.
-Erin Driscoll
This anonymous thing is getting old.
Leave Tony alone, he's had a tough year. His wife left him. He's out of work and boozing. What do you think was going to happen to him?
-Jack Bauer
There he is again! I'm going to get you!!!
Jason, are you schizo?
HAHAHHAHA WOW, YOU TOTALLY SCREWED UP YOUR BLOG. Whyta not hide the extremetracking.
Ok, I'll admit it. when I posted that, I was not in a completely sober state.
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